Sung to the tune of Humoresque
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
You know that it’s springtime in Texas
When the weather starts turning bizarre
On Monday it hails down while you shiver
And on Tuesday you roast in your car.
But we’re happy to dodge the tornadoes
And moisture from down Houston way
For soon as its springtime in Texas
We know it will be Mayoff Day!
The fun! The wine! The pool!
. And what of the fine buffet?
The pool! The wine! The fun!
. We celebrate Mayoff Day!
So get into the spirit and party
And as further down south they would say,
Hoy, todos estamos los Mayoffs
We all can be Mayoffs today!
Ignore, then, the inclement weather
The skies may be sunny or gray
For the fiercest of storms in the springtime
Cannot dampen a fine Mayoff Day!
The fun! The wine! The pool!
. And what of the fine buffet?
The pool! The wine! The fun!
. Enjoying our Mayoff Day!
Ole!