Songbook – Dallas_Richardson_Austin

There were two songs this year.  This one written by Doug Frazier and a surprise gift to Doug from the Mayoffs celebrating his decades of Writing the Songs.

Sung to the tune of ‘Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.’
Lyrics by Doug Frazier

She was afraid to come out of the hot tub.
She was as nervous as she could be.
He, too, was stuck there in the hot tub.
They were afraid that somebody would see!

Read More »2009 – Chocolate-Craving, no Martini, Let’s just have a Cold Bellini

Sung to the tune, ‘I Write the Songs.’
Lyrics by Bernie “Manilow” Mayoff

He is Doug Frazier
And he wrote the very first song
He puts the words and the melodies together
He is Doug Frazier and he writes the songs

Read More »2009 – Doug Writes the Songs!

Sung to the the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier

Oh, June is fast approaching, the end of May is here.
That festive celebration we all enjoy is near.
We celebrate in springtime, when flowers brightly say,
“the world is in its splendor, prepared for Mayoff Day!’

Read More »2008 – It’s Mayoff Day in Texas!

Sung to the the tune of “Sixteen Tons”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier

Mayoff Day, and what do you get?
Bellinis and cookies, and maybe then wet!
It’s, ‘Hello,’ Bernie, Denise gets kissed,
then wave, ‘hi, there,’ to the friends that you’ve missed.

Read More »2007 – Sixteen Songs

Due to road construction there were only small group parties and no song this year.

A Toast
by Doug Frazier

It’s Mayoff day! Let’s raise a glass
in toast to all who this way pass
and take the time to spend this hour or two in celebration.

Read More »2005 – A Toast

Sung to the the tune of “Waltzing Matilda”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier

Long years ago, when Bernie was a younger man,
Proud of his name and his family tree,
Looked at a calendar, only as a young man can,
At his month’s end an idea had he.

Read More »2004 – Celebrate Mayoff

Sung to the the tune of “Mexican Hat Dance”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier

If you find yourself just south of Plano
In the week of the ending of May,
Join Denise and Bernie, for they know
How to celebrate on Mayoff Day!

Read More »2003 – How to celebrate on Mayoff Day!

Sung to the the tune of “When I’m Sixty-Four”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier

It’s getting near, the ending of May,
Towards the first of June.
Time to celebrate it’s almost Mayoff Day.
Time to party, ready to play.

Read More »2002 – Time to party, ready to play

Sung to the the tune of “Love Potion Number Nine”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier

It happens every year, we gather out this way,
We come to party hearty and we come to stay.
We come to visit, a-nd to play
For we’re anticipating another Mayoff Day!

Read More »2001 – Another Mayoff Day