See the lyrics, watch and listen to the singing of the 2003 Mayoff Day song: How to celebrate an Mayoff Day
Father of the Bride
Standing: James Peterson, Barbara Guzak, Evelyn Caldwell, Robin Caldwell. Seated: Aubrey Adcock, Teri Ann Rogers, Bob Rogers, Shirley Howard, Kay Adcock, Ron Thomas, Barbara Thomas
Joe Russum, Dee Russum, Yelena Timtchenko, Jessica Elfenbein, Barry Slotnick, Art Cohen. Yelena won a contest in Russia that allowed her to attend the North Texas Mayoff Day celebration. (It allowed her to do some other things related to business too, but we know that the important thing is the Mayoff Day celebration.)
Left to right: Trudy Wiseman, Denise Mayoff, Bernie Mayoff, Doug Frazier, Jack Byno, Dorrie Byno, Lisa Escaloni. Back and profile seated: Sue and Barry Slotnick. The crowd couldn't wait, so at midnight in Toronto and the rest of the Eastern Time Zone, the 2003 Mayoff Day song was sung in Texas.
Pictured are: Shirley Howard, Ron Thomas, Barbara Thomas, Jim Howard, Butch Wiseman. Backs to camera are Teri Ann Rogers and Aubrey Adcock
Robin Caldwell, Shirley Howard. Kay Adcock, Ron Thomas, Barbara Thomas, Jim Howard, Butch Wiseman. This picture shows an official Mayoff Day goblet, with the ancient Mayoff seal emblazoned upon it, in Ron's hand. Covering all bases, on the mantle and overlooking the celebration are a figure of a rabbi and three obsidian carvings of Teotihuacan Mesoamerican idols.
According to the official United States time, accurate within 0.000 0001 seconds, it is 17 seconds before May off!!!!!!!!!!! Celebratory blowers are being distributed to the assembled throng.
One moment it is May . . .
. . . the next moment it is June, . . .
. . . As Denise has successfully taken May off the calendar
Aubrey Adcock, Teri Ann Rogers, Bob Rogers, Shirley Howard, Kay Adcock, Denise Mayoff, Barbara Thomas. At the stroke of midnight good wishes were exchanged and the celebrants and hosts discovered that the noise-maker blowers were bereft of noise.
Charles Goggans, Art Cohen, Barry Slotnick, Bob Schwartz, Sue Slotnick, Jessica Elfenbein. Seated: Ron Thomas. In total disbelief, Bob is still hoping to make his blower whistle.