Sung to the the tune of “Try to Remember” (Bernie and Denise’ wedding song)
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Think of the last day of May as Mayoff Day,
A time to join Denise and Bernie.
Think of the last day of May as Mayoff Day:
A time to eat, a time to party.
Think of the last day of May as Mayoff Day,
A time for bright laughter, both full and hearty.
Think of the last day and if you can come play,
Then join us.
Join us, join us, join us, join us.
Think of the last day of May in a good way,
A time for friends, both old and new found.
Think of the last day of May in a good way:
A time to feast, the toasts should abound:
Think of the last day of May in a good way,
A time for the friends who have gathered around.
Think of Mayoff Day and if you can come play,
Then join us.
Join us, join us, join us, join us.
Having an off day, I think of Mayoff Day,
Although I know that lows can follow.
Having an off day, I think of Mayoff Day:
Without our friends, the world is hollow.
Having an off day, I think of Mayoff Day –
The joys of Mayoff Day which made us mellow.
Having an off day, remember Mayoff Day,
And join us…