Sung to the the tune of “That’s Amore”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
See the man with a smile
On his face all the while,
He’s a Mayoff!
And the lady who looks
Quite as good as she cooks,
She’s a Mayoff!
They’re a pair, are those two,
And great friends, tried and true
For they’re Mayoffs!
And the last day of May,
They invite us to play,
For they’re Mayoffs!
Chocolate cookies, Denise
Adds the chips, piece by piece
She’s a Mayoff!
All the food is gourmet,
But then what can you say
She’s a Mayoff!
Take a dip in the pool,
Naturel (I’m no fool!)
A la Mayoff!
And the night never ends,
For you’re here with old friends,
A la Mayoff!
It is now Mayoff Day
Time for us to all say,
I’m a Mayoff!”
Margarita’s held high,
As we toast and say, “I,
I’m a Mayoff!”