Sung to the the tune of “Mexican Hat Dance”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
If you find yourself just south of Plano
In the week of the ending of May,
Join Denise and Bernie, for they know
How to celebrate on Mayoff Day!
You’ll enjoy a tart frozen Bellini
And chocolate cookies, of course,
And singing off key (just a teenie)
Like karaoke, only worse.
All the guests who attend are delighted
To join in the celebration.
In front Tiki-torches are lighted
And in back the pool’s ready, dive in.
So sip at another bellini,
Buffet’s got a good second course,
And a third drink (it’s late, just a teenie);
Now the song’s good, it’s really great verse!
Mayoff day is a reason to party,
Enjoying both family and friends;
Conversations both mundane and arty
And a song that it seems never ends.