Sung to the tune of the chorus of “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend!”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
(For health reasons, friends celebrated on their own and there is no recording of the family celebration. The audio is a reminder of the melody.)
When you’re blue, what to do, why you head off to Austin,
‘Cause Mayoffs are the world’s best friends!
And you know, when you go, that you soon will be lost an’
The celebration never ends!
You’re allowed to be proud of the Mayoff tradition,
And join the fun on Mayoff Day.
Have a drink, and I think, take a snack on condition
That you will party, come what may.
So now toasts, to the hosts, to the family about them,
And with the widespread Mayoffs say,
June is near, give a cheer, raise your cup to salute them,
And have a happy Mayoff Day!