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Nirvana (true story)

Six Words: Soak, Function, Snarl, Mass, Scrape, Nerve

One of the greatest pleasures that a person can have is to go outdoors at night, preferably under a clear sky, take off all of your clothes and immerse yourself in a hot tub or spa. Soaking in water between about 98 and 103 degrees, you don’t feel your mass, your mind slows its functions, and you are near nirvana. If you’ve been careful, as you should, you haven’t scraped yourself or pinched a nerve while you entered. If someone tells you it’s time to get out, the common, and 100% appropriate response, is to snarl and tell them just a few more minutes.