Sung to the the tune of “Love Potion Number Nine”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
It happens every year, we gather out this way,
We come to party hearty and we come to stay.
We come to visit, a-nd to play
For we’re anticipating another Mayoff Day!
Sung to the the tune of “That’s Amore”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
See the man with a smile
On his face all the while,
He’s a Mayoff!
And the lady who looks
Quite as good as she cooks,
She’s a Mayoff!
Sung to the the tune of “Music of the Night from the Phantom of the Opera”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Mayoff Day is…
Time to take life slowly.
To enjoy your
Friendships and your family.
Know that love abounds so
You’ll think of those around so
Fix well these sights and sounds so
You’ll be here,
Enjoying Mayoff Day with someone dear.
Sung to the the tune of “Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club March”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Mayoff Day is
Fi-nal-ly here
What’s the year’s best holiday
that’s made for you and me?
M-A-Y O-F-F it is Mayoff Day!
Mayoff Day . . . Mayoff Day. . .
Mayoff Day. . . Mayoff Day. . .
Forever hold your margaritas high
High, high, high, high
Sip a bit and sing the song and join the jubilee!
Sung to the the tune of “A Bicycle Built for Two”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Mayoff Day, the
Time to rejoice and stay
Cheerful, friendly,
Ready to eat and play
It’s always a special day to
Raise drinks and toasting, say to
Mayoffs and all
Lets have a ball
As we celebrate Mayoff Day!
Sung to the the tune of “(The Man on the) “MTA”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Let me tell you all the story of a man named Bernie
on a tragic and fateful day.
He wrote out some invitations, kissed his wife and family,
Went to mail them out for Mayoff Day.
Sung to the the tune of “Puff the Magic Dragon”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Denise and Bernie Mayoff
spend every Mayoff Day
With kids and friends and those in their
extended family.
First, Bernie chills the drinks, then
cleans and heats the spa.
Denise makes treats from chocolate
that leave her guests in awe!
Sung to the the tune of “Oh, Suzanna”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
When the Mayoffs, throw a party,
every year, on Mayoff Day,
They invite their friends and neighbors,
to enjoy food, fun and play.
First they send an invitation,
mailed around the U.S.A.
Quoting Housman and anouncin’
the upcomin’ Mayoff Day.
Sung to the the tune of “Try to Remember” (Bernie and Denise’ wedding song)
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Think of the last day of May as Mayoff Day,
A time to join Denise and Bernie.
Think of the last day of May as Mayoff Day:
A time to eat, a time to party.
Think of the last day of May as Mayoff Day,
A time for bright laughter, both full and hearty.
Think of the last day and if you can come play,
Then join us.
Join us, join us, join us, join us.
Sung to the the tune of “The Battle of New Orleans”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
On Mayoff Day, we hit the ground a’running,
jump from the sheets anticipating play.
It goes unsaid the food’ll be superb ‘n
the people celebrating’ll be havin’ quite a day!