Sung to the the tune of “Mexican Hat Dance”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
If you find yourself just south of Plano
In the week of the ending of May,
Join Denise and Bernie, for they know
How to celebrate on Mayoff Day!
Sung to the the tune of “When I’m Sixty-Four”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
It’s getting near, the ending of May,
Towards the first of June.
Time to celebrate it’s almost Mayoff Day.
Time to party, ready to play.
Sung to the the tune of “Love Potion Number Nine”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
It happens every year, we gather out this way,
We come to party hearty and we come to stay.
We come to visit, a-nd to play
For we’re anticipating another Mayoff Day!
Sung to the the tune of “That’s Amore”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
See the man with a smile
On his face all the while,
He’s a Mayoff!
And the lady who looks
Quite as good as she cooks,
She’s a Mayoff!
Sung to the the tune of “Music of the Night from the Phantom of the Opera”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Mayoff Day is…
Time to take life slowly.
To enjoy your
Friendships and your family.
Know that love abounds so
You’ll think of those around so
Fix well these sights and sounds so
You’ll be here,
Enjoying Mayoff Day with someone dear.
Sung to the the tune of “Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club March”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Mayoff Day is
Fi-nal-ly here
What’s the year’s best holiday
that’s made for you and me?
M-A-Y O-F-F it is Mayoff Day!
Mayoff Day . . . Mayoff Day. . .
Mayoff Day. . . Mayoff Day. . .
Forever hold your margaritas high
High, high, high, high
Sip a bit and sing the song and join the jubilee!
Sung to the the tune of “A Bicycle Built for Two”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Mayoff Day, the
Time to rejoice and stay
Cheerful, friendly,
Ready to eat and play
It’s always a special day to
Raise drinks and toasting, say to
Mayoffs and all
Lets have a ball
As we celebrate Mayoff Day!
Sung to the the tune of “(The Man on the) “MTA”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Let me tell you all the story of a man named Bernie
on a tragic and fateful day.
He wrote out some invitations, kissed his wife and family,
Went to mail them out for Mayoff Day.
Sung to the the tune of “Puff the Magic Dragon”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Denise and Bernie Mayoff
spend every Mayoff Day
With kids and friends and those in their
extended family.
First, Bernie chills the drinks, then
cleans and heats the spa.
Denise makes treats from chocolate
that leave her guests in awe!
Sung to the the tune of “Oh, Suzanna”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
When the Mayoffs, throw a party,
every year, on Mayoff Day,
They invite their friends and neighbors,
to enjoy food, fun and play.
First they send an invitation,
mailed around the U.S.A.
Quoting Housman and anouncin’
the upcomin’ Mayoff Day.