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The big squeeze

Six Words: Squeeze, Freshman, Possibility, Spit, Picture, Crevice

We all know that college students, especially if young men are involved, sometimes do foolish things. Fraternities are especially known for this.

One group that I heard about, drove to a spit sticking out into Lake Travis, with their freshman brothers to check the possibility of squeezing all of them into a crevice in the rocks that formed the spit. Can you imagine if someone had gotten stuck? Would the rescuers have had to spray them with WD40 to get them out. Can you just picture it? Maybe they should have coated them with Crisco before squeezing them in.