Six Words: Amuse, Laundry, Tower, Unlikely, Econobox, Detector
I want to share an amusing story with you. As unlikely as it may seem, it is as true. Or at least it is as true as most of the things that we’ve been hearing from one overweight presidential candidate, so you know it must be true.
You all know what modern car washes look like. Some of them are like garages that you pull into and the equipment moves around your car. Older ones have a chain and guide rails and move your car through the car wash until it pops out the other end. Either way, it is like sending your car to the laundry. Lots of water gets sprayed, soap and wax get sprayed, and at the end hot air gets sprayed. Often the hot air vents tower above the car and blow it dry as the car moves past. That is what I expect to see every time I see a car go through a car wash. And that is what has always happened. Until yesterday.
Yesterday I saw a big SUV drive into car wash not far from here while I was putting gas in my car. Of course I expected to see a clean, shiny SUV come out of the other end of the car wash. Instead, a clean, shiny econobox came out! The big SUV had shrunk! If you don’t believe me, I’m willing to take a lie detector test – as soon as that overweight presidential candidate takes one too.