2010 – Mayoff Day Dance!
Sung to the tune of Humoresque
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
You know that it’s springtime in Texas
When the weather starts turning bizarre
On Monday it hails down while you shiver
And on Tuesday you roast in your car.
Songbook – Dallas_Richardson_Austin
2009 – Chocolate-Craving, no Martini, Let’s just have a Cold Bellini
There were two songs this year. This one written by Doug Frazier and a surprise gift to Doug from the Mayoffs celebrating his decades of Writing the Songs.
Sung to the tune of ‘Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.’
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
She was afraid to come out of the hot tub.
She was as nervous as she could be.
He, too, was stuck there in the hot tub.
They were afraid that somebody would see!
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2009 – Doug Writes the Songs!
Sung to the tune, ‘I Write the Songs.’
Lyrics by Bernie “Manilow” Mayoff
He is Doug Frazier
And he wrote the very first song
He puts the words and the melodies together
He is Doug Frazier and he writes the songs
2008 – It’s Mayoff Day in Texas!
Sung to the the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Oh, June is fast approaching, the end of May is here.
That festive celebration we all enjoy is near.
We celebrate in springtime, when flowers brightly say,
“the world is in its splendor, prepared for Mayoff Day!’
2007 – Sixteen Songs
Sung to the the tune of “Sixteen Tons”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Mayoff Day, and what do you get?
Bellinis and cookies, and maybe then wet!
It’s, ‘Hello,’ Bernie, Denise gets kissed,
then wave, ‘hi, there,’ to the friends that you’ve missed.
2006 – Road closed
Due to road construction there were only small group parties and no song this year.
2005 – A Toast
A Toast
by Doug Frazier
It’s Mayoff day! Let’s raise a glass
in toast to all who this way pass
and take the time to spend this hour or two in celebration.
2004 – Celebrate Mayoff
Sung to the the tune of “Waltzing Matilda”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
Long years ago, when Bernie was a younger man,
Proud of his name and his family tree,
Looked at a calendar, only as a young man can,
At his month’s end an idea had he.
2003 – How to celebrate on Mayoff Day!
Sung to the the tune of “Mexican Hat Dance”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
If you find yourself just south of Plano
In the week of the ending of May,
Join Denise and Bernie, for they know
How to celebrate on Mayoff Day!
2002 – Time to party, ready to play
Sung to the the tune of “When I’m Sixty-Four”
Lyrics by Doug Frazier
It’s getting near, the ending of May,
Towards the first of June.
Time to celebrate it’s almost Mayoff Day.
Time to party, ready to play.
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